August 2007 - Posts
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.3. Avoid arguments
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The doctor said, "Jim, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one
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When in doubt, whenever we can, it's fun to copy great examples. I tried saying "That's HOT" all the time like Paris Hilton, surprisingly, it didn't make me feel better. Jesus had fantastic rules, values and beliefs, but it's hard to sift them
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. . and all she wants to do is,
is dance, dance, dance . . .
Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month?
Well, it is and that means you !!!
I'm supposed to share this with at least
FIVE BEAUTIFULWOMEN,
and you are one
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I was fifteen the first time I went to see a psychic. I went mostly for chuckles and grins, to see someone try to scam me, up close and personal. I didn't know for sure what was going to happen. I knew I wasn't going to be impressed, but it
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A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
"Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota."
The boss liked
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