July 2007 - Posts
Gas to get to the Mall......................................$ 6.00
Medium Pizza for me n my grandsons..................$ 11.85
Infreakingcredible Chandelier....(no
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Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later,
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I've got a pet peeve and it's not short calls. If you've just got one straightforward question I can shuffle three times, count out the cards and give you an answer in 1 to 2 minutes max.
That's easy and doesn't bother me one little bit.
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I don't fully understand how psychic ability works, but I don't know how a combustion engine works either and I still drive a little Dakota pickup every where I go. See? You don't have to fully understand exactly how something works to use
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(: Bruce and Demi
stand sipping drinks and chatting
on one end of the b e l l C u r v e of how to divorce
and fighting to the death on the other end are
Alec and Kim. ):
The human brain,
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The Kern County, California, Sheriff's Department orders plain white patrol units and has the graphics applied locally. In this case, what they ordered was not quite what they got.
This car was driven for 1 week before an officer noticed
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I'd been sitting here looking at the hilarious pictures over at
(Link - I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? - Link)
Which has one of the largest collections of lolcats in the world.
When this little character plopped down on my deck.
Look at
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There's an internal rule that absolutely guarantees unnecessary suffering. Do you think you know what it is? Do you think you have it? Here's a picture that illustrates it. See if you can figure it out by looking at it:
Chickadees
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Taking her to the vet for pregnancy test.... $200 Puppy shower for her and her pals..... $185 Finding out the puppies look like the poodle across the street
Priceless! 1024x768 wallpaper
This is Sebastian. He's accidentally half hound
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Seems some of the pick-up lines *we've* gotten are as good and better than the ones I found on-line and posted yesterday. Read the fabulous and hilarious comments, vote, and post your own best lines too!
If
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What is this idiot doing? I came back from the kitchen with a fresh glass of iced red ball tea and there he was - completely immobile, seemingly frozen in space and time - just like this....
In the picture, it looks like he's singing....
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.... ............................................................................................
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How in the world do you wrench your mind away from heartache? Or any emotional distress for that matter? I know one thing that works. Distraction. I'll show you what I mean. If you're suffering right now you'll get to see whether
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How did the eagle get to be our nation's symbol? That's what I want to know. They're brown... and BALD. I am blue, in fact blue and white, two, mind you, of the colors of our great flag. I also have a full head of beautiful blue feathers.
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Cool firecracker labels -I-Mockery examines the underappreciated art of firecracker labels (some Not safe for work)
Today's tall, cold glass of crazy: 43-year old woman threatens her husband with a sword and loaded shotgun, then kicks the first
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It's the fourth of July. What are you doing reading this? Oh alright, read it, then go be who you'd be if you'd been Mae West's student all your life. Dazzle em, baffle em, enjoy MEN today!
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but
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I bought a cute little Chevy Cavalier about 20 years ago that turned out to be the biggest, sourest lemon of a car. I realized then the only way I could be sure of getting a good car, would be to use my own best talents my own best
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This is a Sicillian Oak. It knew too much. It was trusted by too many. It grew in Brooklyn for 25 years and then the FBI relocated it to Hollister, Missouri in the Witness Tree Protection Program. It's safe here. But bored. (pardon the pun)
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"You Idiot...
...I warned you not to stick your head in there. I told you it was too big to fit. But you wouldn't listen to me, would you? Noooooo. Of course not, and now you're going to hurt yourself trying to get loose. This is exactly why I worry
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