Oh Go On Lets Cheer Ourselves Up A Bit, Lets Have Some Fun
Things your parents said to you and the "smart alec" answers you wanted to give but were too scared to:
My mother used to say “If you think you are going out dressed like that you have another think coming”
What I wanted to say was “Well I hope I have another think coming or I’ll assume I’m dead”.
Or
Do you really want me to hit you again?
What I wanted to say was: “Yea, why not, I enjoyed the last one so very much”.
Or
How many times have I told you?
The reply, “I don’t know, whenever you are talking to me, I just switch off”