10 Brilliant Things About Being A Woman On Your Own
1) You can break wind (see I am polite) in bed without having to feel embarrassed.
2) You get full control of the TV Remote
3) No one takes the p**s out of you for crying at Little House On The Praire
4) You can let your leg hair grow in winter, added bonus it keeps your feet warm in bed
5) The toilet seat stays down
6) When you put something somewhere it stays there until you move it.
7) You can have a picture of your favourite film star by your bed and whisper sweet nothings to him as you fall asleep.
8) The bed covers stay covering you.
9) You can wear your Bridget Jones knickers without feeling embarrassed
10) You don’t feel embarrassed in the morning when your hair is sticking out in 50 different directions.