Maxine on Aging...
I had to post some of my Maxine quotes on aging I had in my files. These are just too dang funny to keep to myself! Enjoy!!
Maxine on Aging…
"I'm agin' and ragin'!! I'm sassy, classy, and still kickin' assy!"
"I've still got IT, but NOBODY wants to see it."
“Real women don’t have hot flashes, they have POWER SURGES!!”
"Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita"
“Getting older is like visiting an all-you-can-eat buffet; what should be hot is cold, what should be firm is limp, and the buns are bigger than anything else on the buffet!”
“Don’t go gray without bitchin’ all the way!”
“After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.”
“The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age is urinate and attend funerals.”
"The good news is that even as we get older, guys still like looking at our boobs. The bad news is, they have to squat down first."
"It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker."
"My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also my memory's not as sharp as it used to be"
"Aging, like fine wine, means spending a lot of your time on your side, lying down."
“How do you prevent sagging? Just eat until the wrinkles fill out!”
Feel free to post some of your favorite Maxine quotes or sayings, as we can all use a bit of humor along life's road!